Honey Badger Soft Sculpture Ear Hat

This delightfully fuzzy (and vegan friendly) hat is perfect for embellishing a sassy costume to be worn at a themed party, or a wonderful gift for a quixotic friend. Alternately, you could wear it while eating Cheetos on your couch in your underpants, because honey badgers don't give a sh*t. ;)

Hat is composed of faux fur and cozy polar fleece lining. It features hand painted 3-dimensional soft-sculpture ears that stay up on their own, and two long decorative ties wrapped in crossing satin ribbons whose bows are punctuated with 2 tiny poof balls. Adorable! *Now included with each hat: a fleece lined adjustable (& detachable) chin strap! Whether you're flying down a snowy mountain peak or hanging upside down on monkey bars at your local park after dark, this practical addition keeps your hat snug and secure. Prefer to be less strapped in? Simply unhook it from the elastic loops hidden in the lining.

(Also, I'd like to mention that I know the actual honey badger doesn't have protruding ears, but I think it looks much more cute as a hat this way.)

***ALL ITEMS ARE HANDMADE TO ORDER. All orders placed ship at 3-4 weeks. Every single thing made in this shop is created (by me) from scratch, by hand. Processing time is reflective of not only the time it takes to construct an item, but the volume of orders currently placed as well.

Thanks for looking! <3